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GUS: Jack just wants a new phone. If,
JACK: I want a new phone.
GUS: if this was not his upgrade time, he wouldn’t give a fuck.
JACK: Yeah.
GUS: Though, about the date of this release.
GAVIN: I just get every iPhone. Just sell the handset and get the new one.
JACK: Do you really?
GAVIN: Yeah. You, you, I don’t know if it’s the same here, but in the UK you can sell an old iPhone for like, 300 quid.
GUS: Quid…
GAVIN: Pounds… So you end up, if you buy the handset outright when it comes out, it’s like..
JACK: It’s like 600..
GAVIN: 600
JACK: $600 I think here for the actual phone.
GAVIN: The last phone I got was the 64 gig iPhone 4s and it cost me like, 750 pounds.
GUS: Wow.
JACK: Jesus
GAVIN: But I’ll sell it.
GUS: That’s what I’ve got. I’ve got the 64 gig 4s.
GAVIN: And I’ve never had a cover on it, and I’ve never lost it either.
GUS: Yeah, me neither!
GAVIN: Look. It’s fine.
GUS: Yeah, look at it.
GAVIN: That’s, that’s
GUS: That’s the way to do it.
JACK: Nah. I’ve got, I’ve got the bumper.
GAVIN: This is what I hate about Apple users, is that Apple will spend, like millions of dollars making their product like, 2 millimeters thicker, and then people slap these fat cases around them. It’s like why even get the phone?
JACK: Well, no. I like the bumper because the, all it does is keep your phone from touching, like the glass on the front and back from actually touching anything.
GAVIN: Who cares!? Look! *Slams phone on table*
JACK: OK, Fine! That’s how you’re gonna scratch up the phone, or break it.
GAVIN: I’ve had it eight months, and it’s not scratched!
GUS: Have you seen the videos online where people who, they get like the keys, the car keys, and they scratch it on there? It’s fine.
JACK: Well, it’s it’s all about puncture. Like, like if you hit your phone on the corner of a desk? Do that, right now.
GAVIN: Well you hit your phone on it..
GUS: Well that’s not gonna protect it either!
JACK: Well, you’re talking about scratching a key on it. Well, yeah. You can scratch stuff on it, but it’s like, if you drop it, like it’s all about
GUS: Yeah, That’s not gonna protect from puncture either.
JACK: If it lands flat, sure it will!
GAVIN: Well who’s… damned if I know
GUS: But that’s not gonna protect from puncture!
GAVIN: Drop it onto a pin.
GUS: I have never heard someone make an argument, then defeat it in the same sentence. Like in the same thread!
GAVIN: We didn’t even have to do anything there!
JACK: You’re welcome.. You see? I’ve dropped this thing a few times. It’s got some.. Got some dents on it.
GAVIN: The worst thing though, because over the years I’ve switched between, like an iPod, an iPod Nano, and then an iPod Touch, and then an iPhone, they move the headphone jack around between the top and the bottom each time, and that is the hardest thing to get used to. Like, the next iPhone is gonna have the headphone jack on the underneath..
JACK: On the bottom.
GAVIN: And that is going to be a learning curve.
GUS: You can see I’ve dropped my phone a ton of times. The worst I’ve encountered is that, right there. That little dent.
JACK: Yeah, I’ve actually ..
GUS: I’m sure yours is probably the same. Yeah, I’ve dropped it like, from this high on, on like concrete, and it’s fine!
JACK: Yeah, I, I, I did crack an iPhone one time, like a little hairline.. crack, but I’ve seen people like, shatter their iPhones.
GAVIN: Yeah. I did that to my last one. I just replaced the screen. It cost me like 15 quid.
JACK: Yeah. Like I don’t understand how people can do that. I think Brandon’s is like destroyed right now, and he’s bought a new like, protection cover for it, so it’s like, broken glass, but he still uses it anyway. It’s like, I, I don’t get it. Yeah, the new iPhone, if, if, like if the early iPhone, like, prototype, look… I don’t know if I like it.
GUS: People always have those prototype, and they’re almost never right.
JACK: Yeah..
GAVIN: Well the last, the 4 was right.
GUS: Yeah, but that’s because someone lost it in a bar, and everyone knew what it was gonna look like.
JACK: Yeah. I don’t know. Looks a little bit strange, but we’ll see. We’ll see how close it is to the actual thing.
GAVIN: I already, I’m gonna get the next iPhone. It could be pink, and with spikes coming out the bottom, and I’ll still get it.
GUS: I’m gonna say it: I hate these new Apple commercials, on television. Have you seen them?
JACK: oh, yeah.
GAVIN: Well, some guy…
GUS: The genius?
GAVIN: The marketing guy who used to work with Steve Jobs on Apple, he said it was the worst thing they’ve ever done. He said it was a new low because it makes the user sound like an idiot.
GUS: It’s..
GAVIN: Like every, like, uh, the one with the guy, with the genius on the plane. He’s like, is there an Apple genius on board?
GUS: Ahh God.
GAVIN: And the guy’s like uuh, uuh, duh, what do I do with this keynote? Or, whatever he’s doing. He’s trying to make a video.
GUS: A video for his wife, yeah.
GAVIN: It’s like, wow! That’s what the geniuses think of us huh?
GUS: Yeah. It’s, I’m not, I’m not liking them.
JACK: So you know what I’ve decided to do? I bought Final Cut Pro X the day it came out.
GAVIN: I did too.
JACK: By mistake.
GAVIN: I got a refund.
JACK: You got a refund. I, I, I waited too long.
GAVIN: They refunded me, and I still have it.
JACK: Oh, yeah?
GAVIN: I just got it for free. And then they still let me download it on every Apple device I have.
JACK: Wow.
GAVIN: And I never paid for it.
JACK: So I think I’m going to force myself to learn..
GAVIN: Nope!
JACK: Final Cut Pro X.
GAVIN: It is impossible. I have given myself.. four chances. I’ve gone, “Right. I’m gonna sit down, and I’m edit a whole video from beginning to end on this, and I’m gonna make myself do it.”
GUS: That’s an interesting..
GAVIN: I closed it in anger every time!
GUS: That’s an interesting experiment. You should try to edit, like HORSE or something
JACK: Yeah?
GUS: Do it once in Final Cut Pro, like you normally do, then do it again in X, and see how long it takes you.
GAVIN: Yeah. You should time lapse, like how long it takes you, and all this, and all this and just fiddling around.
JACK: And see? I don’t wanna, that’s not, that sort of takes away from me, is I don’t want to jump in head first. I wanna like, I wanna learn my way to use X because I, I have heard people using X and they actually like it a lot.
GAVIN: No. They used iMovie before. You can’t go from Final Cut Pro 7 to Pro X it’s abs.. It’s impossible.
JACK: Yeah… but we’ll see. I figure I paid for it, I should probably use it.
GAVIN: It looks nice.
JACK: Yeah. It looks pretty. I like..
GUS: I was so excited. I was and am still so excited for the idea of a 64 bit application that can use more than 2 gigs of ram..
JACK: Yeah!
GUS: That like has the background rendering.
JACK: Yeah! It’s like that kind of stuff. I wish they’d just redesigned Final Cut Pro 7, the one, or Studio,
GAVIN: Yeah.
JACK: To take advantage of that stuff, like how difficult would that be, you know? Like, don’t change the functionality, just change the engine.
GUS: Just do a code rewrite. Make it exactly the same. It’s like what they did with Snow Leopard.
JACK: Yeah.
GUS: Where it’s like the same operating system, but it uses less memory… You know, that kind of thing.
JACK: That was smaller.
GAVIN: You know, like it used less storage. Is that what you were talking about?
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: Yeah. Where it stored like, smaller..
GAVIN: Where you were gaining hard drive space..
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: Yeah, so anyway, like, I, I, I wish, you know they would update Final Cut Pro because I know I’ve been running into all kinds of problems with Final Cut, lately. It just seems like it’s constantly crashing on me and stuff, but I, I, I’ve also been using this version, you know, this copy of Final Cut Pro now for what? Three years nonstop, and I’ve never had like a fresh reinstall, or anything. I’m sure I’ve just bloated it to the point where it’s kind of messed up, but..
GAVIN: Have you guys installed Mountain Lion?
GUS: Sadly, yes. I did.
JACK: I have on my personal devices, yeah.
GAVIN: I paid for it, I downloaded it, and Gus said, “Do not install that.” So it’s just sat there. I’m not gonna use it.
GUS: Yeah. Don’t.
JACK: It’s only like $20. I was still on Snow Leopard, so I, I didn’t get Lion or, so it’s like I made the jump, so I jumped over an OS.
GAVIN: The jump from Leopard to Snow Leopard was good. Snow Leopard to Lion sucked, and I guess this sucks even more.
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: Apple just like making stuff annoying. They like removing stuff that was there before. Why do they do that?
GUS: I don’t know.
JACK: Like what?
GAVIN: Like the dock connector.
JACK: I’m gonna break this glass over your head. What, what did they remove, like that you’re, you’re so upset about?
GAVIN: I donno, just everything’s annoying. Like mail, now is just a piece of crap.
JACK: Well, it’s just the updated version.
GAVIN: Nah. Mail sucks.
GUS: Mail’s terrible.
JACK: Well, you can change it back. Like on mine, I, the Mail I have on this thing is..
GAVIN: No, I’m not just talking about the layout, just about the way it works.
JACK: I will say, the new Messages kind of sucks. Like what key removes
GUS: He replaced it.
GAVIN: Yeah.
JACK: iChat?
GUS: Yeah. This is awful.
JACK: So iChat now, it’s like they collects everything into one window, but it, but it…
GUS: Do you have the same problem I do? Like I used to close individual chat windows, but I would Apple+W them and now when you do that, it closes all of them.
JACK: Yeah, so like..
GUS: Not give you any warning or anything.
JACK: Yeah. Apple+W just like, Herp Derp..
GAVIN: So when you open that again, are they still there?
JACK: uhh yeah.
GUS: Also, so, …
JACK: So,
GUS: So it looks like you use iChat, or you use it differently than I do. Normally, I keep the notification up in the bar up top, and I used to click on it and go down to show buddy list. You can’t do that anymore. You have to hit CMD+1 to open up your buddy list.
JACK: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like CMD+1 you, like depending on how many you have.
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: It like opens different things, but.. I don’t know. It’s just like.. It’s just one of those things where you’re like, “Yeah. I’ll get used to it. I’ll, I’ll learn it.” Like it’s not such a big jump like…
GAVIN: When um. When Lion came out, did you flip your scrolling so it was like..
JACK: Ahhh. I immediately fixed it. Like where you, when you scroll down, and the website moves down. And when you scroll up, the website goes up. Or pages move up. Like I..
GAVIN: I..
GUS: The way it’s always been.
GAVIN: Yeah. I changed. I did it so now it’s like an iPad. Where you, you fling pages..
GUS: That makes sense to me on the iPhone and the iPad. It doesn’t make sense to me on, on a computer.
GAVIN: Surprisingly, I can now go back and forth between both, and I can just very quickly adjust.
GUS: Yeah, like.. I,I have never had a problem adjusting. I was, it was never an issue to me before. They made it an issue.
GAVIN: I just, I miss the scroll bars, the drag bars at the side.
GUS: Ehhh.
JACK: Like one thing I had to do was um, do you use the three finger, uh back and forth?
GUS: Sometimes.
GAVIN: Sometimes.
JACK: OK, well, so if you’re, so if you’re on a website, if you use three fingers, and you swipe left and right, it’ll go back or forward depending on where you are on the website, but when. But when they launched it, like what they did was they actually made it where three fingers launched it to dashboard, I think. It’s like, how come you can’t take the stuff that I like, you know like, I set that already in another program, and it’s like, oh you just changed it back automatically? Uhhh, no I like my way… Please don’t.
GAVIN: So… ….
GUS: This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good.
JACK: UhHuh.
GAVIN: I want to talk about people who can kill stuff with, like Geoff
JACK: People who can kill stuff what?
GAVIN: He can clap a fly, and I think that’s gross. Like if it goes everywhere. And I really struggle to kill any animal, and you were saying recently that you almost had to deal with a load of possoms, what was it? You were ..
GUS: Oh, yeah. Possums yeah.
GAVIN: You were just gonna like,
GUS: Cut their heads off.
GAVIN: What, decapitate them with a shovel or something?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: I could never do that. But um the worst thing I ever did, um like, I think the reason it is is is cause I stood.. I was walking home one day, and I trod on what I think was about five baby hedgehogs. Like I was walking home, and it was in the middle, it was in the dark, and I went SPLLLTTTT. And my foot like slidded, like skidded, and I was like uhhg!
JACK: Ahhhhhh.
GAVIN: And then this hedgehog was right next to my foot, like scrambling around my foot, and I was like, “*Gasp*!” And it was just like guts everywhere and I was like, “I think I just trod on a whole family of hedgehogs.
JACK: Oh my God!
GAVIN: And I, since doing, it was an accident, but since doing that, I just can’t end any life, especially with my hand. I cou, I probably couldn’t do it with a shovel, and I definitely couldn’t break an animal with my hand, but obviously you have no problem doing that.
GUS: Umumm.
JACK: That’s terrible.
GUS: The, the..
JACK: Terribu.
GUS: It’s just.. one day, it’s awful. A couple weeks ago, this possum died in my front yard,
JACK: Gross.
GUS: And it was a mother possum, so it had like, four baby possums with it that were still alive.
JACK: Oooh. Ohh nooo!
GUS: And they were like, huddled around the dead mother, and I was like, “Aww, fuck! I have to deal with this.”
GAVIN: Well, can’t you just sort of put them somewhere?
GUS: Where?!
GAVIN: Just like, fling them somewhere
GUS: The problem is that here, is that they carry typhus.
GAVIN: Oh. The disease?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: The vermin?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: So you have to kill them?
GUS: So you don’t want to touch them, you don’t want to have any interaction with them, so I was gonna kill them. I was gonna just get a shovel and cut their heads off.
GAVIN: But what…
GUS: But my wife convinced me to call a pest control place instead, and they came out and they disposed of the dead mother, and I, I guess they take.. I don’t why the fuck they do this, but they take the babies to some, like animal rescue place, to like keep them alive and like nurse them back to health, and I was just like, “Just kill them.” Like, we don’t need fuckin possums here. They have typhus!
GAVIN: So how would you go about decapitating a possum?
GUS: You just get the shovel..
GAVIN: Bu,b…
JACK: Ohhhh.
GUS: and then you just put it and then like you’re digging a hole, like with your foot. You just right there on the neck.
GAVIN: Eh, but, ech…
JACK: Remind me to never fuck with Gus, ever.
GUS: The thing is, I grew up, you know, out in the country, and I grew up hunting, so we have to, we had to do that shit all the time. Like, when you go dove hunting, you shoot a bird, if it’s injured, and it’s not dead when you find it, you just pull it’s head off, and then you like, store the body.
JACK: With your teeth?
GUS: If you, let’s say you shoot a deer, or uh, you know, big game, and you walk up to it and it’s injured. It’s unable to move, but still alive. You pull your handgun out, and shoot it in the head. So, I, I, I…
JACK: Don’t injure an ankle while you’re here, Gavin, or Gus will walk up and shoot you in the head.
GUS: I grew up doing this stuff, so I guess I have no problem…
JACK: Right. You have a heart is what you’re trying to say..
GUS: The thing is, the way I look at it is, if something’s in pain, and suffering, you want to end that. Like, those baby possums, if I didn’t kill them, and I had, they’d just left there, what are they gonna do, die of exposure, slowly, over the course of a couple days, in the heat? There’s no way they’re gonna live.
GAVIN: Yeah…
GUS: It’s more humane to just simply end it quickly.
GAVIN: I just hate seeing something that’s dead that was alive just now, it’s like that was alive up to this point.
GUS: Don’t, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I’m gonna go kill shit for no reason…
GAVIN: Yeah, walk around with a shovel, looking for possums.
GUS: Right. But if it’s the more humane alternative,
GAVIN: I get it.
GUS: Why wouldn’t you do that? It’s the better thing to do.
JACK: I have a weird thing about death. I don’t like death. I don’t like talking about it, or like, like at funerals. I fuckin hate funerals, man.
GAVIN: I don’t think anyone likes funerals, though.
GUS: Man, when’s the last time you had to go to a funeral?
JACK: I went to my grandmother’s, about a year ago, and uh, yeah. It’s weird, like open caskets, I can’t handle them, like I don’t even stand in the same room…
GAVIN: I don’t understand…
GUS: Those are creepy.
JACK: Like, I wait until they close it.
GAVIN: There was an open casket?
JACK: Oh, yeah.
GAVIN: But why?
JACK: Wha, I, because they wanted it that way. Like, I literally, I couldn’t go into the building until they shut the casket, and I was like, yeah. I can’t…
GAVIN: Is that an American thing? I don’t, I’ve never seen one in England.
JACK: I don’t know.
GUS: I donno…
GAVIN: They have the body out.
JACK: But I’m like, like, like, when I’m, like, like when I die, just, whatever’s left… First of all, take everything out of me that anyone else can use.
GAVIN: Nobody want anything that’s in you. You’ve ruined it all.
JACK: Ok..
GUS: There might be something good in there.
JACK: There might be something good.. there might be something. But anyway, take as many parts out of me as you want, use them for whomever you want, whatever’s left, fry the shit out of it, and just do whatever you want.
GUS: Yeah. That, that’s how I feel. It’s like, I feel like once you die, the body is just like an empty vessel. There’s no point, like you said, harvest it for organs,…
GAVIN: But you have to deal with it. Your family has to pay for it.
GUS: Burn it!
GAVIN: Unless you have insurance.
GUS: Burn it.
JACK: Well, yeah, but it’s like, the idea of, like, like, tombstones, and like memorials. It’s like that’s like…
GAVIN: Yeah, I don’t want to be in the ground.
JACK: It’s weird to think that like, yeah, like there’s a, there are bones underneath us right now.
GAVIN: I wanna be used on a movie. Like, if there’s ever a guy that needs to blow up, they could just prop my body up on a stick, or a spike, and just put explosives inside of me, and it would be a realistic explosion.
GUS: I like that. I want to sign up for that too.
JACK: Alright!
GAVIN: It would be awesome.
JACK: Put that in your living will.
GAVIN: It would be like, bodiesformovies.com. That’s my new business.
JACK: Oooh good God.
GUS: Alright, well, that’s just about time to wrap up on that.
JACK: Yeah. On that note.
GUS: I think that’s a fantastic ender.
JACK: bodiesformovies.com! You’d better register that.
GAVIN: God! Imagine the slow-mo!
JACK: What if it…
GUS: That should be the last Slo-Mo Guys!
JACK: Oh, that would be incredible. You would get so many views!
GUS: Yeah, I don’t think Youtube would allow that.
GAVIN: Yeah, I don’t think they’d allow that one.
GUS: Alright, well, thanks for listening.
GAVIN: Bye!
GUS: Jack just wants a new phone. If,
JACK: I want a new phone.
GUS: if this was not his upgrade time, he wouldn’t give a fuck.
JACK: Yeah.
GUS: Though, about the date of this release.
GAVIN: I just get every iPhone. Just sell the handset and get the new one.
JACK: Do you really?
GAVIN: Yeah. You, you, I don’t know if it’s the same here, but in the UK you can sell an old iPhone for like, 300 quid.
GUS: Quid…
GAVIN: Pounds… So you end up, if you buy the handset outright when it comes out, it’s like..
JACK: It’s like 600..
GAVIN: 600
JACK: $600 I think here for the actual phone.
GAVIN: The last phone I got was the 64 gig iPhone 4s and it cost me like, 750 pounds.
GUS: Wow.
JACK: Jesus
GAVIN: But I’ll sell it.
GUS: That’s what I’ve got. I’ve got the 64 gig 4s.
GAVIN: And I’ve never had a cover on it, and I’ve never lost it either.
GUS: Yeah, me neither!
GAVIN: Look. It’s fine.
GUS: Yeah, look at it.
GAVIN: That’s, that’s
GUS: That’s the way to do it.
JACK: Nah. I’ve got, I’ve got the bumper.
GAVIN: This is what I hate about Apple users, is that Apple will spend, like millions of dollars making their product like, 2 millimeters thicker, and then people slap these fat cases around them. It’s like why even get the phone?
JACK: Well, no. I like the bumper because the, all it does is keep your phone from touching, like the glass on the front and back from actually touching anything.
GAVIN: Who cares!? Look! *Slams phone on table*
JACK: OK, Fine! That’s how you’re gonna scratch up the phone, or break it.
GAVIN: I’ve had it eight months, and it’s not scratched!
GUS: Have you seen the videos online where people who, they get like the keys, the car keys, and they scratch it on there? It’s fine.
JACK: Well, it’s it’s all about puncture. Like, like if you hit your phone on the corner of a desk? Do that, right now.
GAVIN: Well you hit your phone on it..
GUS: Well that’s not gonna protect it either!
JACK: Well, you’re talking about scratching a key on it. Well, yeah. You can scratch stuff on it, but it’s like, if you drop it, like it’s all about
GUS: Yeah, That’s not gonna protect from puncture either.
JACK: If it lands flat, sure it will!
GAVIN: Well who’s… damned if I know
GUS: But that’s not gonna protect from puncture!
GAVIN: Drop it onto a pin.
GUS: I have never heard someone make an argument, then defeat it in the same sentence. Like in the same thread!
GAVIN: We didn’t even have to do anything there!
JACK: You’re welcome.. You see? I’ve dropped this thing a few times. It’s got some.. Got some dents on it.
GAVIN: The worst thing though, because over the years I’ve switched between, like an iPod, an iPod Nano, and then an iPod Touch, and then an iPhone, they move the headphone jack around between the top and the bottom each time, and that is the hardest thing to get used to. Like, the next iPhone is gonna have the headphone jack on the underneath..
JACK: On the bottom.
GAVIN: And that is going to be a learning curve.
GUS: You can see I’ve dropped my phone a ton of times. The worst I’ve encountered is that, right there. That little dent.
JACK: Yeah, I’ve actually ..
GUS: I’m sure yours is probably the same. Yeah, I’ve dropped it like, from this high on, on like concrete, and it’s fine!
JACK: Yeah, I, I, I did crack an iPhone one time, like a little hairline.. crack, but I’ve seen people like, shatter their iPhones.
GAVIN: Yeah. I did that to my last one. I just replaced the screen. It cost me like 15 quid.
JACK: Yeah. Like I don’t understand how people can do that. I think Brandon’s is like destroyed right now, and he’s bought a new like, protection cover for it, so it’s like, broken glass, but he still uses it anyway. It’s like, I, I don’t get it. Yeah, the new iPhone, if, if, like if the early iPhone, like, prototype, look… I don’t know if I like it.
GUS: People always have those prototype, and they’re almost never right.
JACK: Yeah..
GAVIN: Well the last, the 4 was right.
GUS: Yeah, but that’s because someone lost it in a bar, and everyone knew what it was gonna look like.
JACK: Yeah. I don’t know. Looks a little bit strange, but we’ll see. We’ll see how close it is to the actual thing.
GAVIN: I already, I’m gonna get the next iPhone. It could be pink, and with spikes coming out the bottom, and I’ll still get it.
GUS: I’m gonna say it: I hate these new Apple commercials, on television. Have you seen them?
JACK: oh, yeah.
GAVIN: Well, some guy…
GUS: The genius?
GAVIN: The marketing guy who used to work with Steve Jobs on Apple, he said it was the worst thing they’ve ever done. He said it was a new low because it makes the user sound like an idiot.
GUS: It’s..
GAVIN: Like every, like, uh, the one with the guy, with the genius on the plane. He’s like, is there an Apple genius on board?
GUS: Ahh God.
GAVIN: And the guy’s like uuh, uuh, duh, what do I do with this keynote? Or, whatever he’s doing. He’s trying to make a video.
GUS: A video for his wife, yeah.
GAVIN: It’s like, wow! That’s what the geniuses think of us huh?
GUS: Yeah. It’s, I’m not, I’m not liking them.
JACK: So you know what I’ve decided to do? I bought Final Cut Pro X the day it came out.
GAVIN: I did too.
JACK: By mistake.
GAVIN: I got a refund.
JACK: You got a refund. I, I, I waited too long.
GAVIN: They refunded me, and I still have it.
JACK: Oh, yeah?
GAVIN: I just got it for free. And then they still let me download it on every Apple device I have.
JACK: Wow.
GAVIN: And I never paid for it.
JACK: So I think I’m going to force myself to learn..
GAVIN: Nope!
JACK: Final Cut Pro X.
GAVIN: It is impossible. I have given myself.. four chances. I’ve gone, “Right. I’m gonna sit down, and I’m edit a whole video from beginning to end on this, and I’m gonna make myself do it.”
GUS: That’s an interesting..
GAVIN: I closed it in anger every time!
GUS: That’s an interesting experiment. You should try to edit, like HORSE or something
JACK: Yeah?
GUS: Do it once in Final Cut Pro, like you normally do, then do it again in X, and see how long it takes you.
GAVIN: Yeah. You should time lapse, like how long it takes you, and all this, and all this and just fiddling around.
JACK: And see? I don’t wanna, that’s not, that sort of takes away from me, is I don’t want to jump in head first. I wanna like, I wanna learn my way to use X because I, I have heard people using X and they actually like it a lot.
GAVIN: No. They used iMovie before. You can’t go from Final Cut Pro 7 to Pro X it’s abs.. It’s impossible.
JACK: Yeah… but we’ll see. I figure I paid for it, I should probably use it.
GAVIN: It looks nice.
JACK: Yeah. It looks pretty. I like..
GUS: I was so excited. I was and am still so excited for the idea of a 64 bit application that can use more than 2 gigs of ram..
JACK: Yeah!
GUS: That like has the background rendering.
JACK: Yeah! It’s like that kind of stuff. I wish they’d just redesigned Final Cut Pro 7, the one, or Studio,
GAVIN: Yeah.
JACK: To take advantage of that stuff, like how difficult would that be, you know? Like, don’t change the functionality, just change the engine.
GUS: Just do a code rewrite. Make it exactly the same. It’s like what they did with Snow Leopard.
JACK: Yeah.
GUS: Where it’s like the same operating system, but it uses less memory… You know, that kind of thing.
JACK: That was smaller.
GAVIN: You know, like it used less storage. Is that what you were talking about?
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: Yeah. Where it stored like, smaller..
GAVIN: Where you were gaining hard drive space..
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: Yeah, so anyway, like, I, I, I wish, you know they would update Final Cut Pro because I know I’ve been running into all kinds of problems with Final Cut, lately. It just seems like it’s constantly crashing on me and stuff, but I, I, I’ve also been using this version, you know, this copy of Final Cut Pro now for what? Three years nonstop, and I’ve never had like a fresh reinstall, or anything. I’m sure I’ve just bloated it to the point where it’s kind of messed up, but..
GAVIN: Have you guys installed Mountain Lion?
GUS: Sadly, yes. I did.
JACK: I have on my personal devices, yeah.
GAVIN: I paid for it, I downloaded it, and Gus said, “Do not install that.” So it’s just sat there. I’m not gonna use it.
GUS: Yeah. Don’t.
JACK: It’s only like $20. I was still on Snow Leopard, so I, I didn’t get Lion or, so it’s like I made the jump, so I jumped over an OS.
GAVIN: The jump from Leopard to Snow Leopard was good. Snow Leopard to Lion sucked, and I guess this sucks even more.
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: Apple just like making stuff annoying. They like removing stuff that was there before. Why do they do that?
GUS: I don’t know.
JACK: Like what?
GAVIN: Like the dock connector.
JACK: I’m gonna break this glass over your head. What, what did they remove, like that you’re, you’re so upset about?
GAVIN: I donno, just everything’s annoying. Like mail, now is just a piece of crap.
JACK: Well, it’s just the updated version.
GAVIN: Nah. Mail sucks.
GUS: Mail’s terrible.
JACK: Well, you can change it back. Like on mine, I, the Mail I have on this thing is..
GAVIN: No, I’m not just talking about the layout, just about the way it works.
JACK: I will say, the new Messages kind of sucks. Like what key removes
GUS: He replaced it.
GAVIN: Yeah.
JACK: iChat?
GUS: Yeah. This is awful.
JACK: So iChat now, it’s like they collects everything into one window, but it, but it…
GUS: Do you have the same problem I do? Like I used to close individual chat windows, but I would Apple+W them and now when you do that, it closes all of them.
JACK: Yeah, so like..
GUS: Not give you any warning or anything.
JACK: Yeah. Apple+W just like, Herp Derp..
GAVIN: So when you open that again, are they still there?
JACK: uhh yeah.
GUS: Also, so, …
JACK: So,
GUS: So it looks like you use iChat, or you use it differently than I do. Normally, I keep the notification up in the bar up top, and I used to click on it and go down to show buddy list. You can’t do that anymore. You have to hit CMD+1 to open up your buddy list.
JACK: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like CMD+1 you, like depending on how many you have.
GUS: Yeah.
JACK: It like opens different things, but.. I don’t know. It’s just like.. It’s just one of those things where you’re like, “Yeah. I’ll get used to it. I’ll, I’ll learn it.” Like it’s not such a big jump like…
GAVIN: When um. When Lion came out, did you flip your scrolling so it was like..
JACK: Ahhh. I immediately fixed it. Like where you, when you scroll down, and the website moves down. And when you scroll up, the website goes up. Or pages move up. Like I..
GAVIN: I..
GUS: The way it’s always been.
GAVIN: Yeah. I changed. I did it so now it’s like an iPad. Where you, you fling pages..
GUS: That makes sense to me on the iPhone and the iPad. It doesn’t make sense to me on, on a computer.
GAVIN: Surprisingly, I can now go back and forth between both, and I can just very quickly adjust.
GUS: Yeah, like.. I,I have never had a problem adjusting. I was, it was never an issue to me before. They made it an issue.
GAVIN: I just, I miss the scroll bars, the drag bars at the side.
GUS: Ehhh.
JACK: Like one thing I had to do was um, do you use the three finger, uh back and forth?
GUS: Sometimes.
GAVIN: Sometimes.
JACK: OK, well, so if you’re, so if you’re on a website, if you use three fingers, and you swipe left and right, it’ll go back or forward depending on where you are on the website, but when. But when they launched it, like what they did was they actually made it where three fingers launched it to dashboard, I think. It’s like, how come you can’t take the stuff that I like, you know like, I set that already in another program, and it’s like, oh you just changed it back automatically? Uhhh, no I like my way… Please don’t.
GAVIN: So… ….
GUS: This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good.
JACK: UhHuh.
GAVIN: I want to talk about people who can kill stuff with, like Geoff
JACK: People who can kill stuff what?
GAVIN: He can clap a fly, and I think that’s gross. Like if it goes everywhere. And I really struggle to kill any animal, and you were saying recently that you almost had to deal with a load of possoms, what was it? You were ..
GUS: Oh, yeah. Possums yeah.
GAVIN: You were just gonna like,
GUS: Cut their heads off.
GAVIN: What, decapitate them with a shovel or something?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: I could never do that. But um the worst thing I ever did, um like, I think the reason it is is is cause I stood.. I was walking home one day, and I trod on what I think was about five baby hedgehogs. Like I was walking home, and it was in the middle, it was in the dark, and I went SPLLLTTTT. And my foot like slidded, like skidded, and I was like uhhg!
JACK: Ahhhhhh.
GAVIN: And then this hedgehog was right next to my foot, like scrambling around my foot, and I was like, “*Gasp*!” And it was just like guts everywhere and I was like, “I think I just trod on a whole family of hedgehogs.
JACK: Oh my God!
GAVIN: And I, since doing, it was an accident, but since doing that, I just can’t end any life, especially with my hand. I cou, I probably couldn’t do it with a shovel, and I definitely couldn’t break an animal with my hand, but obviously you have no problem doing that.
GUS: Umumm.
JACK: That’s terrible.
GUS: The, the..
JACK: Terribu.
GUS: It’s just.. one day, it’s awful. A couple weeks ago, this possum died in my front yard,
JACK: Gross.
GUS: And it was a mother possum, so it had like, four baby possums with it that were still alive.
JACK: Oooh. Ohh nooo!
GUS: And they were like, huddled around the dead mother, and I was like, “Aww, fuck! I have to deal with this.”
GAVIN: Well, can’t you just sort of put them somewhere?
GUS: Where?!
GAVIN: Just like, fling them somewhere
GUS: The problem is that here, is that they carry typhus.
GAVIN: Oh. The disease?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: The vermin?
GUS: Yeah.
GAVIN: So you have to kill them?
GUS: So you don’t want to touch them, you don’t want to have any interaction with them, so I was gonna kill them. I was gonna just get a shovel and cut their heads off.
GAVIN: But what…
GUS: But my wife convinced me to call a pest control place instead, and they came out and they disposed of the dead mother, and I, I guess they take.. I don’t why the fuck they do this, but they take the babies to some, like animal rescue place, to like keep them alive and like nurse them back to health, and I was just like, “Just kill them.” Like, we don’t need fuckin possums here. They have typhus!
GAVIN: So how would you go about decapitating a possum?
GUS: You just get the shovel..
GAVIN: Bu,b…
JACK: Ohhhh.
GUS: and then you just put it and then like you’re digging a hole, like with your foot. You just right there on the neck.
GAVIN: Eh, but, ech…
JACK: Remind me to never fuck with Gus, ever.
GUS: The thing is, I grew up, you know, out in the country, and I grew up hunting, so we have to, we had to do that shit all the time. Like, when you go dove hunting, you shoot a bird, if it’s injured, and it’s not dead when you find it, you just pull it’s head off, and then you like, store the body.
JACK: With your teeth?
GUS: If you, let’s say you shoot a deer, or uh, you know, big game, and you walk up to it and it’s injured. It’s unable to move, but still alive. You pull your handgun out, and shoot it in the head. So, I, I, I…
JACK: Don’t injure an ankle while you’re here, Gavin, or Gus will walk up and shoot you in the head.
GUS: I grew up doing this stuff, so I guess I have no problem…
JACK: Right. You have a heart is what you’re trying to say..
GUS: The thing is, the way I look at it is, if something’s in pain, and suffering, you want to end that. Like, those baby possums, if I didn’t kill them, and I had, they’d just left there, what are they gonna do, die of exposure, slowly, over the course of a couple days, in the heat? There’s no way they’re gonna live.
GAVIN: Yeah…
GUS: It’s more humane to just simply end it quickly.
GAVIN: I just hate seeing something that’s dead that was alive just now, it’s like that was alive up to this point.
GUS: Don’t, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I’m gonna go kill shit for no reason…
GAVIN: Yeah, walk around with a shovel, looking for possums.
GUS: Right. But if it’s the more humane alternative,
GAVIN: I get it.
GUS: Why wouldn’t you do that? It’s the better thing to do.
JACK: I have a weird thing about death. I don’t like death. I don’t like talking about it, or like, like at funerals. I fuckin hate funerals, man.
GAVIN: I don’t think anyone likes funerals, though.
GUS: Man, when’s the last time you had to go to a funeral?
JACK: I went to my grandmother’s, about a year ago, and uh, yeah. It’s weird, like open caskets, I can’t handle them, like I don’t even stand in the same room…
GAVIN: I don’t understand…
GUS: Those are creepy.
JACK: Like, I wait until they close it.
GAVIN: There was an open casket?
JACK: Oh, yeah.
GAVIN: But why?
JACK: Wha, I, because they wanted it that way. Like, I literally, I couldn’t go into the building until they shut the casket, and I was like, yeah. I can’t…
GAVIN: Is that an American thing? I don’t, I’ve never seen one in England.
JACK: I don’t know.
GUS: I donno…
GAVIN: They have the body out.
JACK: But I’m like, like, like, when I’m, like, like when I die, just, whatever’s left… First of all, take everything out of me that anyone else can use.
GAVIN: Nobody want anything that’s in you. You’ve ruined it all.
JACK: Ok..
GUS: There might be something good in there.
JACK: There might be something good.. there might be something. But anyway, take as many parts out of me as you want, use them for whomever you want, whatever’s left, fry the shit out of it, and just do whatever you want.
GUS: Yeah. That, that’s how I feel. It’s like, I feel like once you die, the body is just like an empty vessel. There’s no point, like you said, harvest it for organs,…
GAVIN: But you have to deal with it. Your family has to pay for it.
GUS: Burn it!
GAVIN: Unless you have insurance.
GUS: Burn it.
JACK: Well, yeah, but it’s like, the idea of, like, like, tombstones, and like memorials. It’s like that’s like…
GAVIN: Yeah, I don’t want to be in the ground.
JACK: It’s weird to think that like, yeah, like there’s a, there are bones underneath us right now.
GAVIN: I wanna be used on a movie. Like, if there’s ever a guy that needs to blow up, they could just prop my body up on a stick, or a spike, and just put explosives inside of me, and it would be a realistic explosion.
GUS: I like that. I want to sign up for that too.
JACK: Alright!
GAVIN: It would be awesome.
JACK: Put that in your living will.
GAVIN: It would be like, bodiesformovies.com. That’s my new business.
JACK: Oooh good God.
GUS: Alright, well, that’s just about time to wrap up on that.
JACK: Yeah. On that note.
GUS: I think that’s a fantastic ender.
JACK: bodiesformovies.com! You’d better register that.
GAVIN: God! Imagine the slow-mo!
JACK: What if it…
GUS: That should be the last Slo-Mo Guys!
JACK: Oh, that would be incredible. You would get so many views!
GUS: Yeah, I don’t think Youtube would allow that.
GAVIN: Yeah, I don’t think they’d allow that one.
GUS: Alright, well, thanks for listening.
GAVIN: Bye!